It’s 3 p.m. The office snack machine is a barren wasteland.
There is only one option left: the stale bagel. It is dense enough to shatter a windshield. You try to slice it with a plastic butter knife. Snap. Snap. Snap. Three broken knives later, the bagel remains intact. A toaster won’t take it. You need a tool with a bit more authority.
Enter the office lightsaber.
Ten seconds later, the bagel is sliced through with zero effort. Cream cheese goes on smooth. Your blood sugar levels stabilize. The low-blood-sugar monster retreats to its cave.
We tend to take these plasma weapons for granted. They are not just for fighting off alien drunks or deflecting blaster bolts. They are for grooming too. But the real magic is kitchen efficiency.
Grilling meals on the go is easy with a saber. We use them to ward off belligerent alien drunks, to deflect blaster bolts and to remove unwanted hair in the bikini area. Plus, meals on the go are a cinch with a little saber-grilling action.
These fabulous plasma weapons make daily life possible, yet it’s easy to take the technology for granted. The household lightsaber is actually a highly sophisticated gadget, and in this article, we’ll show you how it works.
So gather round, Padawans, and watch as we void the warranty on our own office lightsaber and reveal the gadgetry inside.
